There's nothing a Tim Horton's employee hates more than customizing an order that not only takes a long time to say, but also takes a long time to punch into the system, and then also forces them to give second-hand instructions to the other people actually assembling your food/drink.So why not take every opportunity to make them work for their minimum wage?? After all, at the very least it will give them a story to tell the staff that come in to cover their breaks over lunch-hour, and trust me, a heroic story about a mean customer (soon to be you) is enough to keep you going in that place...
So next time you're strapped for cash, hungry, or just want to piss somebody off, try ordering one of these babies:
1) London Fog a-la-Timmy's
-- Order: "A Large Earl Grey Tea with 3 milks, 1 sugar and a vanilla flavour shot, bag in"
-- Cost: Tea+Shot
2) The cheapest sandwich you'll ever buy (best ordered in-store, they get confused, trust.)
-- Order: "A white bun, toasted, with bacon" (if you're really daring, ask them to "add mayo" at the end... they can't type it in so they get REALLL flustered)
-- Cost: White Bun (~85 cents) + Side of bacon (50 cents)
3) Mocha-Chai Latte
-- Order: "A Large Chai Tea with 2 milk and half hot chocolate, bag in"
-- Cost: Same as Tea
4) Apple-Cinnamon Steamer-like deliciousness
-- Order: "A Large Apple-Cinnamon tea with 2 milk, one cream and 2 sugar."
-- Cost: Same as Tea
5) The Soup Combo
-- Order: "A soup combo with (anything but chicken noodle--they re-use it for like 3 days), a regular coffee, white bun, and honey crueller"
-- Cost: This whoolllle thing costs like $4, its the most "discount" on any combo in the whole place
6) Liquid sex for under 2 bucks
-- Order: "A Large half coffee, half hot chocolate with 2 cream and a hazelnut flavour shot"
-- Cost: Coffee+Shot
... well good luck with those, fellow Canadians! Happy drinking, and eating, and all I can say is I really hope you're not in the drive-through in front of me.
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