No Matter What You Do You Will Always Be Remembered As: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society

Ooookkkaaaayy, turns out his name is "Ross Hull", but I thought I should bust out this classic example of 'you'll never live it down'. No matter how many times I see you do your shitty weather predictions, I am always going to think of at best? Student Bodies, and at worst? The Midnight Society from Are You Afraid of the Dark?

...did it ever occur to you that the reason why you were never scared of the Tale of the Crimson Clown might actually be because those glasses doubled as monster-proof, fear-retardant face shields? Well, because of you, and your stupid Society, my childhood was haunted with night terrors and bad dreams. Thus, I will never EVER be able to watch you do the weather without having flashbacks of horrible, frightening nightmares.

THANKS A LOT, ROSS HULL. what a jerk.

No Matter What You Do You Will Always Be Remembered As: AMANDUUUUHHHHHHH

Carlisle? No.

When I watch twilight, and I see Edward's badly bleached blonde father figure (they had millions of applicants and had to get 2/3 cullen blondes to be natural brunettes? please. ANYWAY...) what comes to mind is not a commanding, stalwart vampire father figure, but a drunken, moronic teen jock from the movie Can't Hardly Wait.

For all those of you who haven't seen it, here's the real Peter Facinelli:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQHXaN2CO2I

No Matter What You Do You Will Always Be Remembered As: ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCIANOS

Oh Eric.

Never a vampire has existed who is so incredibly sexy and charming and yet so incredibly burdened by the bit-part casting of his past.

You may have watched True Blood for the past three seasons and thought, how do I know this man?? Well, wonder no longer.

Here is what I will think about every time I see Eric on screen forever and ever until the end of time from now on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Rf7UWqW-c