...I can say ANYTHING, and no one will read it!
but they could... randomly happen upon it and i might not even know.... duh Duh DUHHHH
Monday, December 14, 2009
WHO KNEW: im thinking about turning this into a shopping blog...
...because i have ANOTHER blog, that I write for USC at Western (click here) and I always want to post innappropriate things about sales I find... so I'll post them here instead.
okay,
1) they have Rock and Republic Jeans at COSTCO!!! what is the world coming to...
2) The Garage outlet in the costco plaza (which i usually already decently amazing)-- has a BOGO Sale !! (Buy one get one free -- I just learned what that meant like a month ago, I used to think "B.O.G.O" was a brand of shoe that they sold at Payless because they always had the posters hahaha...)... I bought my sister some purple pants for Five Bucks!
3) The Stitches outlet (50% off 50% off the regular prices at classy, quality clothing stores like Sirens and Stitches)... now has shoes!! They're Five Bucks!!!
4) I can't wait to get up early to go back to those stores NOT either a) shopping 7 minutes before my shift at costco, or b) on my 30 minute lunch break in the pouring rain ... yeah!!!
okay, now i gotta go write this five-days-late essay or i'm going to be F-U-C-K-E-D. .... actually, i already am!
ta-ta!
okay,
1) they have Rock and Republic Jeans at COSTCO!!! what is the world coming to...
2) The Garage outlet in the costco plaza (which i usually already decently amazing)-- has a BOGO Sale !! (Buy one get one free -- I just learned what that meant like a month ago, I used to think "B.O.G.O" was a brand of shoe that they sold at Payless because they always had the posters hahaha...)... I bought my sister some purple pants for Five Bucks!
3) The Stitches outlet (50% off 50% off the regular prices at classy, quality clothing stores like Sirens and Stitches)... now has shoes!! They're Five Bucks!!!
4) I can't wait to get up early to go back to those stores NOT either a) shopping 7 minutes before my shift at costco, or b) on my 30 minute lunch break in the pouring rain ... yeah!!!
okay, now i gotta go write this five-days-late essay or i'm going to be F-U-C-K-E-D. .... actually, i already am!
ta-ta!
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Refelctions: Suck it, Captialism.
Down with Wal-Mart, I got ice skates at Goodwill for FIVE BUCKS!!
and also a pretty sweet selection of VHS tapes for my new kijiji-purchased TV/VCR Combo for ONE DOLLAR each!! Bommmmbbbb diggity.
We don't buy cable, so I only get one channel on my fairly new TV... and that means watching what's on it, when it's on, with no other options. Think of it like anti-TiVO. Like the evil, shitty degenerate cousin of Rogers on Demand that the family doesn't speak to anymore because of his different religious beliefs. ANYWAY... as a result, I'm becoming strangely wrapped up in the mid-season plot of Road to Avonlea (cancellled like, mmm... nine years ago) and i have a MEGA crush on late night Jimmy Fallon. Like, seriously. Father my children, Jimmy.
ALSO: ER is totally sick. I wish i cared whatsoever for hospital dramas, and I was more than ten years old at the height of its fame because i would TOTALLY have watched it. I didn't know that there were a handful of moderately-famous celebrities on it! John Stamos, Shane West
and also a pretty sweet selection of VHS tapes for my new kijiji-purchased TV/VCR Combo for ONE DOLLAR each!! Bommmmbbbb diggity.
We don't buy cable, so I only get one channel on my fairly new TV... and that means watching what's on it, when it's on, with no other options. Think of it like anti-TiVO. Like the evil, shitty degenerate cousin of Rogers on Demand that the family doesn't speak to anymore because of his different religious beliefs. ANYWAY... as a result, I'm becoming strangely wrapped up in the mid-season plot of Road to Avonlea (cancellled like, mmm... nine years ago) and i have a MEGA crush on late night Jimmy Fallon. Like, seriously. Father my children, Jimmy.
ALSO: ER is totally sick. I wish i cared whatsoever for hospital dramas, and I was more than ten years old at the height of its fame because i would TOTALLY have watched it. I didn't know that there were a handful of moderately-famous celebrities on it! John Stamos, Shane West
Reflections: Christmas Cards
I'm also currently assembling a list of people I'm going to send Christmas cards to again this year.
Last year I purchased a 15-pack of 3d snowflake cards with glitter on them that politically-correctly wished people a "Happy Holidays" (I didn't want to offend the Jewish demographic).... and to spice things up, I cut out the mini heads of pornstars and glued them in the middle of the snowflakes. I also included speech bubbles from the pornstars that tastefully wished my friends many holiday sexcapades. I don't think their parental units were very impressed.
That being said... I need a new idea for this year.
Any thoughts?
Last year I purchased a 15-pack of 3d snowflake cards with glitter on them that politically-correctly wished people a "Happy Holidays" (I didn't want to offend the Jewish demographic).... and to spice things up, I cut out the mini heads of pornstars and glued them in the middle of the snowflakes. I also included speech bubbles from the pornstars that tastefully wished my friends many holiday sexcapades. I don't think their parental units were very impressed.
That being said... I need a new idea for this year.
Any thoughts?
WHO KNEW!?!?!?!: I'm ACTUALLY famous this time
Hey...
I want to start blogging fo' real this time. Like, not posting one entry and then dippppping the scene for all eternity. But we'll see how this goes... hopefully I don't actually gain followers because of it, because the prospect of that is horrifying. like, remember LiveJournal? I was so NOT there. and nor did I ever want to be. Journals online? This is not the Voice of the People, people, it is just Rob Pattinson tweets and self-obsessed stream of conciousness. Blogging is NOT the answer.... yet here I go...
anyway, I thought this discovery deserved a post, and I am spamming the shit out of Web 2.0 with the news --I'm FAMOUS!! The new Hit Single "(If you're wondering if I want you to) I want you to" by Weezer has MY FEET ON THE COVER OF THE SINGLE.
I need to figure out if this is a real single, or just an online release, because I know on Amazon.com (where i ALSO am..!!) you can only download the mP3, not buy the CD. Or maybe it's a record!! Indy-styles Weezer may have gone that route--they do have thick-rimmed glasses after all...
Neeewayz, check that shit out: http://www.weezer.com/discography/detail.aspx?pid=2308
And does anyone know how I can contact these people and get some creds/a free t-shit? Cause that would be bomb.
I want to start blogging fo' real this time. Like, not posting one entry and then dippppping the scene for all eternity. But we'll see how this goes... hopefully I don't actually gain followers because of it, because the prospect of that is horrifying. like, remember LiveJournal? I was so NOT there. and nor did I ever want to be. Journals online? This is not the Voice of the People, people, it is just Rob Pattinson tweets and self-obsessed stream of conciousness. Blogging is NOT the answer.... yet here I go...
anyway, I thought this discovery deserved a post, and I am spamming the shit out of Web 2.0 with the news --I'm FAMOUS!! The new Hit Single "(If you're wondering if I want you to) I want you to" by Weezer has MY FEET ON THE COVER OF THE SINGLE.
I need to figure out if this is a real single, or just an online release, because I know on Amazon.com (where i ALSO am..!!) you can only download the mP3, not buy the CD. Or maybe it's a record!! Indy-styles Weezer may have gone that route--they do have thick-rimmed glasses after all...
Neeewayz, check that shit out: http://www.weezer.com/discography/detail.aspx?pid=2308
And does anyone know how I can contact these people and get some creds/a free t-shit? Cause that would be bomb.
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