Check out this blog--I'm totally on it!! No, not that plump blonde tween in the middle--in the back! to the left! That's me fending off the masses!! OH EM GEE
Thursday, June 18, 2009
WHO KNEW!?!?!: Oh my god, im already famous
Check out this blog--I'm totally on it!! No, not that plump blonde tween in the middle--in the back! to the left! That's me fending off the masses!! OH EM GEE
Blogging FO REAL
Though I would consider my DeviantArt journal my first real "blog", as I explained to Jenna in the throne room this evening between sips from my knight-worthy goblet of wine, this is my first blog by that name: BLOG. and my first post.
I have been thinking about starting a blog for some time -- excuse me as I pause between thoughts and typing to close the cd door of frakenlappy that seems to have taken on a mind of its own and is now opening at random -- but I was waiting for the ideal moment. This night seemed like a good one; a virgin blog write as the closing activity to a day filled with a bunch of equally random but important firsts:
- my first attempt to share details about my life in a casual setting with my boss after he told me that "we aren't friends"... (I'm trying to be his friend, obviously... why wouldn't i?? and who says that to a person???)
- my first post-puberty Medieval experience
- my first within-10-feet of a legit celebrity--make that celebriTEES, cause there were lots, albiet B/C/D-list (okay, i admit, i didn't know who they were, we just followed the stretch limos--but still!)
- my first Go Train theft (so much for the "honour" policy... psssshhhhhh)
Anyway, it's an important blogging moment because, like Perez Hilton, blogger extraordinaire, I have sweet celeb pics that need to be shared, defaced and spread around the net like the viral Web 2.0 that it is. Plus, one of the pics of these 15-year-old princesses was just begging for vulgar vandalism... I'll let you guess which one.
So, here's to you Cyberspace!
By beating down about 4 tweens, I managed to snap this pic of Demi Lovato -- of Camp Rock fame.
no, seriously, it was bad. like there was a big dark Africa-shaped patch at her crown, and the highlights were brutal. like, what is that thing on the lower right side... a root touch-up gone AWOL? man oh man.... next time spend the extra and make First Choice your last choice... Selina Gomez of Hannah Montana. Okay, quite ironic because I ran after the limos screaming for HANAAHHH MONTAANNNAAAAAA (being made fun of by jenna), and i was lucky enough to happen upon one of her posse-- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!?!?!?!
These people were just losers. They were probably just here to witness the cinematic masterpiece that is Princess Protection Program.
So helpful, even without pay she's always there to assist.
-- In case anyone was wondering: the reason we happened upon this little... specatacle, was because we were trying to avoid the screaming crowds of children at the entrance to medieval times.... so what did we do? run next door to the next nearest crowd of screaming children!
I have been thinking about starting a blog for some time -- excuse me as I pause between thoughts and typing to close the cd door of frakenlappy that seems to have taken on a mind of its own and is now opening at random -- but I was waiting for the ideal moment. This night seemed like a good one; a virgin blog write as the closing activity to a day filled with a bunch of equally random but important firsts:
- my first attempt to share details about my life in a casual setting with my boss after he told me that "we aren't friends"... (I'm trying to be his friend, obviously... why wouldn't i?? and who says that to a person???)
- my first post-puberty Medieval experience
- my first within-10-feet of a legit celebrity--make that celebriTEES, cause there were lots, albiet B/C/D-list (okay, i admit, i didn't know who they were, we just followed the stretch limos--but still!)
- my first Go Train theft (so much for the "honour" policy... psssshhhhhh)
Anyway, it's an important blogging moment because, like Perez Hilton, blogger extraordinaire, I have sweet celeb pics that need to be shared, defaced and spread around the net like the viral Web 2.0 that it is. Plus, one of the pics of these 15-year-old princesses was just begging for vulgar vandalism... I'll let you guess which one.
So, here's to you Cyberspace!
By beating down about 4 tweens, I managed to snap this pic of Demi Lovato -- of Camp Rock fame.
no, seriously, it was bad. like there was a big dark Africa-shaped patch at her crown, and the highlights were brutal. like, what is that thing on the lower right side... a root touch-up gone AWOL? man oh man.... next time spend the extra and make First Choice your last choice... Selina Gomez of Hannah Montana. Okay, quite ironic because I ran after the limos screaming for HANAAHHH MONTAANNNAAAAAA (being made fun of by jenna), and i was lucky enough to happen upon one of her posse-- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!?!?!?!
These people were just losers. They were probably just here to witness the cinematic masterpiece that is Princess Protection Program.
So helpful, even without pay she's always there to assist.-- In case anyone was wondering: the reason we happened upon this little... specatacle, was because we were trying to avoid the screaming crowds of children at the entrance to medieval times.... so what did we do? run next door to the next nearest crowd of screaming children!
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