...I can say ANYTHING, and no one will read it!
but they could... randomly happen upon it and i might not even know.... duh Duh DUHHHH
Monday, December 14, 2009
WHO KNEW: im thinking about turning this into a shopping blog...
...because i have ANOTHER blog, that I write for USC at Western (click here) and I always want to post innappropriate things about sales I find... so I'll post them here instead.
okay,
1) they have Rock and Republic Jeans at COSTCO!!! what is the world coming to...
2) The Garage outlet in the costco plaza (which i usually already decently amazing)-- has a BOGO Sale !! (Buy one get one free -- I just learned what that meant like a month ago, I used to think "B.O.G.O" was a brand of shoe that they sold at Payless because they always had the posters hahaha...)... I bought my sister some purple pants for Five Bucks!
3) The Stitches outlet (50% off 50% off the regular prices at classy, quality clothing stores like Sirens and Stitches)... now has shoes!! They're Five Bucks!!!
4) I can't wait to get up early to go back to those stores NOT either a) shopping 7 minutes before my shift at costco, or b) on my 30 minute lunch break in the pouring rain ... yeah!!!
okay, now i gotta go write this five-days-late essay or i'm going to be F-U-C-K-E-D. .... actually, i already am!
ta-ta!
okay,
1) they have Rock and Republic Jeans at COSTCO!!! what is the world coming to...
2) The Garage outlet in the costco plaza (which i usually already decently amazing)-- has a BOGO Sale !! (Buy one get one free -- I just learned what that meant like a month ago, I used to think "B.O.G.O" was a brand of shoe that they sold at Payless because they always had the posters hahaha...)... I bought my sister some purple pants for Five Bucks!
3) The Stitches outlet (50% off 50% off the regular prices at classy, quality clothing stores like Sirens and Stitches)... now has shoes!! They're Five Bucks!!!
4) I can't wait to get up early to go back to those stores NOT either a) shopping 7 minutes before my shift at costco, or b) on my 30 minute lunch break in the pouring rain ... yeah!!!
okay, now i gotta go write this five-days-late essay or i'm going to be F-U-C-K-E-D. .... actually, i already am!
ta-ta!
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Refelctions: Suck it, Captialism.
Down with Wal-Mart, I got ice skates at Goodwill for FIVE BUCKS!!
and also a pretty sweet selection of VHS tapes for my new kijiji-purchased TV/VCR Combo for ONE DOLLAR each!! Bommmmbbbb diggity.
We don't buy cable, so I only get one channel on my fairly new TV... and that means watching what's on it, when it's on, with no other options. Think of it like anti-TiVO. Like the evil, shitty degenerate cousin of Rogers on Demand that the family doesn't speak to anymore because of his different religious beliefs. ANYWAY... as a result, I'm becoming strangely wrapped up in the mid-season plot of Road to Avonlea (cancellled like, mmm... nine years ago) and i have a MEGA crush on late night Jimmy Fallon. Like, seriously. Father my children, Jimmy.
ALSO: ER is totally sick. I wish i cared whatsoever for hospital dramas, and I was more than ten years old at the height of its fame because i would TOTALLY have watched it. I didn't know that there were a handful of moderately-famous celebrities on it! John Stamos, Shane West
and also a pretty sweet selection of VHS tapes for my new kijiji-purchased TV/VCR Combo for ONE DOLLAR each!! Bommmmbbbb diggity.
We don't buy cable, so I only get one channel on my fairly new TV... and that means watching what's on it, when it's on, with no other options. Think of it like anti-TiVO. Like the evil, shitty degenerate cousin of Rogers on Demand that the family doesn't speak to anymore because of his different religious beliefs. ANYWAY... as a result, I'm becoming strangely wrapped up in the mid-season plot of Road to Avonlea (cancellled like, mmm... nine years ago) and i have a MEGA crush on late night Jimmy Fallon. Like, seriously. Father my children, Jimmy.
ALSO: ER is totally sick. I wish i cared whatsoever for hospital dramas, and I was more than ten years old at the height of its fame because i would TOTALLY have watched it. I didn't know that there were a handful of moderately-famous celebrities on it! John Stamos, Shane West
Reflections: Christmas Cards
I'm also currently assembling a list of people I'm going to send Christmas cards to again this year.
Last year I purchased a 15-pack of 3d snowflake cards with glitter on them that politically-correctly wished people a "Happy Holidays" (I didn't want to offend the Jewish demographic).... and to spice things up, I cut out the mini heads of pornstars and glued them in the middle of the snowflakes. I also included speech bubbles from the pornstars that tastefully wished my friends many holiday sexcapades. I don't think their parental units were very impressed.
That being said... I need a new idea for this year.
Any thoughts?
Last year I purchased a 15-pack of 3d snowflake cards with glitter on them that politically-correctly wished people a "Happy Holidays" (I didn't want to offend the Jewish demographic).... and to spice things up, I cut out the mini heads of pornstars and glued them in the middle of the snowflakes. I also included speech bubbles from the pornstars that tastefully wished my friends many holiday sexcapades. I don't think their parental units were very impressed.
That being said... I need a new idea for this year.
Any thoughts?
WHO KNEW!?!?!?!: I'm ACTUALLY famous this time
Hey...
I want to start blogging fo' real this time. Like, not posting one entry and then dippppping the scene for all eternity. But we'll see how this goes... hopefully I don't actually gain followers because of it, because the prospect of that is horrifying. like, remember LiveJournal? I was so NOT there. and nor did I ever want to be. Journals online? This is not the Voice of the People, people, it is just Rob Pattinson tweets and self-obsessed stream of conciousness. Blogging is NOT the answer.... yet here I go...
anyway, I thought this discovery deserved a post, and I am spamming the shit out of Web 2.0 with the news --I'm FAMOUS!! The new Hit Single "(If you're wondering if I want you to) I want you to" by Weezer has MY FEET ON THE COVER OF THE SINGLE.
I need to figure out if this is a real single, or just an online release, because I know on Amazon.com (where i ALSO am..!!) you can only download the mP3, not buy the CD. Or maybe it's a record!! Indy-styles Weezer may have gone that route--they do have thick-rimmed glasses after all...
Neeewayz, check that shit out: http://www.weezer.com/discography/detail.aspx?pid=2308
And does anyone know how I can contact these people and get some creds/a free t-shit? Cause that would be bomb.
I want to start blogging fo' real this time. Like, not posting one entry and then dippppping the scene for all eternity. But we'll see how this goes... hopefully I don't actually gain followers because of it, because the prospect of that is horrifying. like, remember LiveJournal? I was so NOT there. and nor did I ever want to be. Journals online? This is not the Voice of the People, people, it is just Rob Pattinson tweets and self-obsessed stream of conciousness. Blogging is NOT the answer.... yet here I go...
anyway, I thought this discovery deserved a post, and I am spamming the shit out of Web 2.0 with the news --I'm FAMOUS!! The new Hit Single "(If you're wondering if I want you to) I want you to" by Weezer has MY FEET ON THE COVER OF THE SINGLE.
I need to figure out if this is a real single, or just an online release, because I know on Amazon.com (where i ALSO am..!!) you can only download the mP3, not buy the CD. Or maybe it's a record!! Indy-styles Weezer may have gone that route--they do have thick-rimmed glasses after all...
Neeewayz, check that shit out: http://www.weezer.com/discography/detail.aspx?pid=2308
And does anyone know how I can contact these people and get some creds/a free t-shit? Cause that would be bomb.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
WHO KNEW!?!?!: Oh my god, im already famous
Check out this blog--I'm totally on it!! No, not that plump blonde tween in the middle--in the back! to the left! That's me fending off the masses!! OH EM GEE
Blogging FO REAL
Though I would consider my DeviantArt journal my first real "blog", as I explained to Jenna in the throne room this evening between sips from my knight-worthy goblet of wine, this is my first blog by that name: BLOG. and my first post.
I have been thinking about starting a blog for some time -- excuse me as I pause between thoughts and typing to close the cd door of frakenlappy that seems to have taken on a mind of its own and is now opening at random -- but I was waiting for the ideal moment. This night seemed like a good one; a virgin blog write as the closing activity to a day filled with a bunch of equally random but important firsts:
- my first attempt to share details about my life in a casual setting with my boss after he told me that "we aren't friends"... (I'm trying to be his friend, obviously... why wouldn't i?? and who says that to a person???)
- my first post-puberty Medieval experience
- my first within-10-feet of a legit celebrity--make that celebriTEES, cause there were lots, albiet B/C/D-list (okay, i admit, i didn't know who they were, we just followed the stretch limos--but still!)
- my first Go Train theft (so much for the "honour" policy... psssshhhhhh)
Anyway, it's an important blogging moment because, like Perez Hilton, blogger extraordinaire, I have sweet celeb pics that need to be shared, defaced and spread around the net like the viral Web 2.0 that it is. Plus, one of the pics of these 15-year-old princesses was just begging for vulgar vandalism... I'll let you guess which one.
So, here's to you Cyberspace!
By beating down about 4 tweens, I managed to snap this pic of Demi Lovato -- of Camp Rock fame.
no, seriously, it was bad. like there was a big dark Africa-shaped patch at her crown, and the highlights were brutal. like, what is that thing on the lower right side... a root touch-up gone AWOL? man oh man.... next time spend the extra and make First Choice your last choice... Selina Gomez of Hannah Montana. Okay, quite ironic because I ran after the limos screaming for HANAAHHH MONTAANNNAAAAAA (being made fun of by jenna), and i was lucky enough to happen upon one of her posse-- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!?!?!?!
These people were just losers. They were probably just here to witness the cinematic masterpiece that is Princess Protection Program.
So helpful, even without pay she's always there to assist.
-- In case anyone was wondering: the reason we happened upon this little... specatacle, was because we were trying to avoid the screaming crowds of children at the entrance to medieval times.... so what did we do? run next door to the next nearest crowd of screaming children!
I have been thinking about starting a blog for some time -- excuse me as I pause between thoughts and typing to close the cd door of frakenlappy that seems to have taken on a mind of its own and is now opening at random -- but I was waiting for the ideal moment. This night seemed like a good one; a virgin blog write as the closing activity to a day filled with a bunch of equally random but important firsts:
- my first attempt to share details about my life in a casual setting with my boss after he told me that "we aren't friends"... (I'm trying to be his friend, obviously... why wouldn't i?? and who says that to a person???)
- my first post-puberty Medieval experience
- my first within-10-feet of a legit celebrity--make that celebriTEES, cause there were lots, albiet B/C/D-list (okay, i admit, i didn't know who they were, we just followed the stretch limos--but still!)
- my first Go Train theft (so much for the "honour" policy... psssshhhhhh)
Anyway, it's an important blogging moment because, like Perez Hilton, blogger extraordinaire, I have sweet celeb pics that need to be shared, defaced and spread around the net like the viral Web 2.0 that it is. Plus, one of the pics of these 15-year-old princesses was just begging for vulgar vandalism... I'll let you guess which one.
So, here's to you Cyberspace!
By beating down about 4 tweens, I managed to snap this pic of Demi Lovato -- of Camp Rock fame.
no, seriously, it was bad. like there was a big dark Africa-shaped patch at her crown, and the highlights were brutal. like, what is that thing on the lower right side... a root touch-up gone AWOL? man oh man.... next time spend the extra and make First Choice your last choice... Selina Gomez of Hannah Montana. Okay, quite ironic because I ran after the limos screaming for HANAAHHH MONTAANNNAAAAAA (being made fun of by jenna), and i was lucky enough to happen upon one of her posse-- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!?!?!?!
These people were just losers. They were probably just here to witness the cinematic masterpiece that is Princess Protection Program.
So helpful, even without pay she's always there to assist.-- In case anyone was wondering: the reason we happened upon this little... specatacle, was because we were trying to avoid the screaming crowds of children at the entrance to medieval times.... so what did we do? run next door to the next nearest crowd of screaming children!
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